very obscene simile

Ppl normally put weird weird MSN personal msg. n de weirdest, but quite meaning ful in a way, i found out today, is--

Time is like "breast cleavage", you will hv it once you squeeze.. Took me a while to undastan..
Chinese translation:--时间就像乳勾，挤一挤就有.. Can get??

If u dun, explanation:-- We will hv some time if we squeeze our schedule.. So as our breast cleavage... if u wan sum, u jus hv to squeeze... not bad eh???

He looks so cute

Today, my school "he Jun Xiang" ( don't feel like revealing his real name- later ppl found out n news spread- i die), He wears blazzer... Wasai, look more handsaome than before.. Omg, So yeng man!!!!

N den hor, today, i became match maker--- wahaha... create chance for toothpick n her "key" together.. undastan??? if dun, i explain personally.... N den hor, Jee Keng drove back today, so yeng, can drive le.... not bad, he look so stupdi sutpid, but still can drive. Then, i say haiz, he always look so stupid stupid nerd nerd, but, sum1 say, like tat only cute ma... wahahahaha..

Kita faham faham la who i am saying... :P

N... i Found Pn. Chong's Blog...... OMG.. Her english super chun!!!

Life's started to be a bit boring wohtout love (confession)

Hey, i nvr thought i would feel like that, but, suddenly on this Sunday, spent whole day sleeping, eating n lingering around doing nothing, i finally agreed with wat tha ming said yesterday... wahahaaha... life's boring without love... wahaha...

N den, tell ya a secret.. my school, now only i noticed ( i'm so so slow), a cute guy... very smart, canot say as handsome, but smart... Ah wei asked me to shut up the other day, cos in one day i mentioned he's smart for dunno how many times... wahaha.. but, he really very "shuai" in a way...

N u know, this statement, ah wei has made months ago.. But, i never agreed, until lately... wat's wrong with me man??!!

i would like to put his photo here, but, i do not have.. well, description-- he looks like "he jun xiang" not face, but, the way he walk n stand... wahaaha..

N den, another thing... Yu Fang damn chun lo... i meant that girl same class with us in U8 form 4 & 5.now she in taylors, n that popular guy (rmbr??) also in taylors, came to me yesterday in MSN, asking bout her... Stalking her... Walao eh...... can you imagine that?? He found out she is related to me sumhow thru stupid facebook... N came to ask bout her... =.=|| nth to say.. speechless....

i hate yu liang

everyone is hving their own bz life.. cum out yam cha one day le.....
anyone got yu liang's invitation to his gathering???

man i did not receive le... he has issuses with me ar so angry...

cute little thing--sth for ah wei

I took all these from mei wah's blog.

eh, ah wei, i personally feel this picture very suitable for you. can see the wording hor? very emo little thing, just like your face. haha.
i put up summor.



I personally like this the most.

This 2nd i like the most.

This 1 very cute...

Haha!!! say no n you die!!!


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