very obscene simile

Ppl normally put weird weird MSN personal msg. n de weirdest, but quite meaning ful in a way, i found out today, is--

Time is like "breast cleavage", you will hv it once you squeeze.. Took me a while to undastan..
Chinese translation:--时间就像乳勾，挤一挤就有.. Can get??

If u dun, explanation:-- We will hv some time if we squeeze our schedule.. So as our breast cleavage... if u wan sum, u jus hv to squeeze... not bad eh???